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After Nano, Tata all set to launch Nanny – the people’s helicopter

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Mumbai. Now each one can fly. No, that’s not a new slogan from some plane ticket booking website, but a promise by the reputed Tata Group, which has announced their latest plans to launch Nanny – the people’s helicopter. Nanny will cost around 10 Lakh rupees and will be specially manufactured for the Indian middle class that desires to have safer and quicker means of transport at an affordable cost.

“As a young boy, Ratan Tata had dreamt that every Indian family should have their own helicopter; Nanny is realization of the same.” said a Tata spokesperson, adding, “There were critics who had claimed that our lakh-rupees car Nano would populate the road and add to traffic jams. But now, powered with Nanny, people can simply ignore the road traffic.”

Interestingly, Nanny can be used both on land and in air, making it the most versatile vehicle available to the common masses till now. It will have a seating capacity of four persons and a top speed of 250 Kms/hr. Nanny will be launched in December 2012.

With such a grand project in sight, political parties have started wooing the Tata Group to set up manufacturing plants in their respective constituencies. They also expect Nanny to be equipped with latest security and landing measures for their leaders.

Tata have contacted Havells, the leader in ceiling fans, for a partnership. This is the open secret for its affordability.

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Written by hardshock

December 29, 2009 at 4:09 pm

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